Defense Attorney: What is your age?

Little Old Woman: I am 86 years old.

Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you?

Little Old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

Defense Attorney: Did you know him?

Little Old Woman: No, but he sure was friendly.

Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down beside you?

Little Old Woman: He started to rub my thigh.

Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?

Little Old Woman: No, I didn’t stop him.

Defense Attorney: Why not?

Little Old Woman: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner passed away 30 years ago.

Defense Attorney: What happened next?

Little Old Woman: He began to rub my breasts.

Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?
Little Old Woman: No, I did not stop him.

Defense Attorney: Why not?

Little Old Woman: Why, Your Honor, his rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven’t felt that good in years.

Defense! Attorney: What happened next?

Little Old Woman: Well, I was feeling so spicy that I just spread my old legs and said to him, “Take me, young man, Take me!”

Defense Attorney: Did he take you?

Little Old Woman: Hell, no. That’s when he yelled, “April Fool!”….And that’s when I shot the son of a bitch!:)

Manager: cleaniness is our watch word, so you have to clan your shoes on the footmat outside the office before you enter
Akpos:I cleaned my shoe to the extent that it almost got tore
Manager: Secondly honesty is our code of conduct
Akpos:honesty is my middle name
Manager:there is no footmat outside my office so you are not qualified for the job

Gobe is when your sister picks up your phone, starts watching porn and your pastor comes in and meet you :-D

lyrics of durosoke by olamide

Take it outside
Basket
Take it inside
Koroba

Chorus
Dem be feeling us
Now them dey fams just to be with us
A l'owo a l'enu ade mo eyan
A nje aye ori wa ko de kan eyan ooo yehh
See the money now
The way we no dey count the money now
We fully loaded ready on this now
Nana nana nana nani nani now heyy
Se ko waa'le ko duro soke /8ce

Verse 2
Hokay, baddo baddest guy ever liveth
Headmaster l'omo ko nse prefect
School wo l'oti wa na OSU abi Ife
Abi Babcock kilode ton beef ee
Mosunmola so omo lollypop nla
Oun tun da oun tun re oya to la
Kilo nse na ye ma fimi pop collar
Ofe ma pe aja l'obo fun mi se mo k'ola
JJC ko l'awon eleyi oga ade
Unilag o jina si ilewa gbagbe
Mo ti ri omo moti ri omo yapa
Hausa fulani igbo ati tapa
Awon omomi awon omomi ni london
Awon omomi l'america awon sturborn
Awon ti won ma twek l'ori youtube
I know you love me, I love. You too
Story yi ti fe ma long ma se bai now
Igbawo l'ode to fe ma lo ma se bai now
O'roko o'roko ta si wole
Oju ee l'oma se wa ri awon omo ti a masi lole
Won fi owo pa l'ara odun meew
Se olongbo ni ee ni osi wa n wo mi loju baun

Chorus
Dem be feeling us
Now them dey fams just to be with us
A l'owo a l'enu ade mo eyan
A nje aye ori wa ko de kan eyan ooo yehh
See the money now
The way we no dey count the money now
We fully loaded ready on this now
Nana nana nana nani nani now heyy
Se ko waa'le ko duro soke /8ce


Verse 2
Oya eka owo'le fun verse 2, eka owo'le eka owo'le
Baddest guy ever liveth ( hokay ose )
Ipada bo abija wara bi ekun
Mo fe enter the place oya si ilekun
Ex-boyfriend e ranju oun no nbo
Mo de moyan hun olohun ngbo
Mo le ni pe ki won so mole ko tie eee
Mo le ni pe ko pa laro ko die
Shey bi won baso nsi yi onfi ori lale
Oda no l'aleyi afi ori b'ale
Eba mi shi awon omo wole, awon omo convenant
Awon omo north america uni gan onipe land
Awon omomi awon omo to bloody
Awon omo to shi nasa t'otun shi kodi
I can't shout oro po ninu iwe kobo
Body no be fire wood mi o de n shey robot
Kini ti ma nse eyin omo eko yin gan
Osi nse be ni pe ori mi lati ekan
Ani ki o re ibaadi ree osi aa ns'ako
Osi a nse bi pe o mo iru orin ta nko
Kini nse oo abi oo ngbo mafado
Ongbo vice kartel osi a bragado
Abi church deeper life l'onlo ni
Oda eyan mo o mo baddo

Chorus
Dem be feeling us
Now them dey fams just to be with us
A l'owo a l'enu ade mo eyan
A nje aye ori wa ko de kan eyan ooo yehh
See the money now
The way we no dey count the money now
We fully loaded ready on this now
Nana nana nana nani nani now heyy
Se ko waa'le ko duro soke /8ce

If you can't put your hands disapear
Baddo baddest guy ever liveth
Exit this terittory sharp sharp
Baddest guy ever liveth is in the building
Baddo, ko duro soke
Ki lo nje ko wa'le
Baddo haaa them don know.
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lyrics of high school by nicki minaj.

[Verse 1: Nicki Minaj]
He said he came from Jamaica
He owned a couple acres
A couple fake visas cause he never got his papers
Gave up on love, f*cking with them heart breakers
But he was gettin' money with the movers and the shakers
He was mixed with a couple things
Ball like a couple rings
Bricks in the condo
And grams to Sing Sing
Left arm, baby mother tatted
5-year bid up north when they ratted
Anyway, I felt him, helped him
Put him on lock, seat-belt him
Took him out to Belgium, welcome
B*tches this pretty, that's seldom
This box better than the box he was held in
I'm Momma Dee in that order
I call him Daddy like daughters
He like it when I get drunk
But I like it when he be sober
That's top of the toppa
I never f*ck with beginners
I let him play with my pussy then lick it off of his fingers
I'm in the zone

[Hook: Nicki Minaj]
They holler at me but it's you
You, this ain't high school
Me, and my crew
We can slide through
Give it to you whenever you want
Whip it whenever you want
Baby, it's yours
Anywhere, everywhere
Baby it's your world
Ain't it?
Baby it's your world
Ain't it?

[Verse 2: Lil Wayne]
She got a n*gga at home
And one on the side
Best friend is a dyke, they f*cked around a few times
Her and her momma alike, so all they do is fight
I tell her make me some money, she tell me make her a wife
I tell her, "B*tch, you crazy.
F*ck wrong with you?"
And excuse my french, but I'm a long kisser
And then she try to tell me I'm the only one that's hittin'
And I say, "What about them n*ggas?"
She say, "What about them n*ggas?"
You right, what you doing tonight?
Put on something tight
Don't judge me, I get life
She love me like a brother
But f*ck me like a husband
Pussy like a oven
Too hot to put my tongue in
All I had to do is rub it
The genie out the bottle
Pussy so wet, I'ma need goggles
She tell me that's it's mine
I tell her stop lying
Mine and who else?
She say worry 'bout yourself
Lil Tune

[Hook: Nicki Minaj]
They holler at me but its you
You, this ain't high school
Me, and my crew
We can slide through
Give it to you whenever you want
Whip it whenever you want
Baby, it's yours
Anywhere, everywhere
Baby it's your world
Ain't it?
Baby it's your world
Ain't it?

[Outro: Nicki Minaj]
I know you want it, boy
I see you tryin'
Just keep on pushin'
I'ma let you slide in
Just close your eyes and
This horizon
It's ready, come get you some
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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The ultimate lesson all of us have to learn is unconditional love, which includes not only others but ourselves as well................. There are two cardinal sins from which all the others spring: impatience and laziness............... luck favors the well prepared.

lyrics of chairman by m.i

Haaa….EKelly
When they hear this beat they are dead
It’s too late to resuscitate

Choc boy nation
It’s already over

Ha…they call me the chairman ha
Because I flow pieces ha
My album sell so acapella
Nobody can beat it ha
My swagga no get network, nobody can reach it ha
These girls dey wanna see my watch
That’s D&C, you can’t keep it
My clothes are so recent ha
These girls i cant sleep with
Some people got beef with me but it’s mostly those that can’t teach me shit ha
These peeps with public toilet swag, they rocking that cheap shit…ha
The kind of money I see
Will make these boys sea-sick, lets go

Everywhere I go
Everybody knows
They ain’t never seen a guy like me
They ain’t never seen a guy like me
Everywhere I am
They wanna shake my hands
Cause they’ve never seen person like me
never seen person like me

I don’t know who you think you know
I don’t know what you think you are
I don’t know who you think you are
Omo you never see person like me
I don’t know where you think you've been
I don’t know what you think you see
I don’t know why they no want me
Omo you never see person like me

Ha, you know JayZ shey, I’m something like that girlfriend, i am a chairman
ha You know Bill Gates, I’m something like that girlfriend, I am a chairman
You know Dangote, I’m something like that girlfriend, i am a chairman ….chairman

They call me the chairman ha
I am always in VIP
I might be the greatest, (chairman) so call me M.I Ali
You know that it’s drinks on me
You can take as many shots as you want: Kobe
These girls try to lock me down, that’s wht they open to a nigga like me low key
I have been on my J-O-B since on my first line like 803
Ha, and the pockets stay deep and I am still number 1 like a nigga goal keep
Chateaus in Paris, ha we only sip XO ha
Ha i am gonna kill this game
It’s a matter of time, it's on death row
Lets go

Everywhere iI go
Everybody knows
They ain’t never seen a guy like me
They ain’t never seen a guy like me
Everywhere I am
They wanna shake my hand
Cause they’ve never seen person like me
Never seen person like me


I don’t know who you think you know
I don’t know what you think you are
I don’t know who you think you are
Omo you never see person like me
I don’t know where you think you've been
I don’t know what you think you see
I don’t know why they no want me
Omo you never see person like me


You know Adenuga, I’m something like that girlfriend, I am a chairman
You know Sean Combs, I’m something like that girlfriend, I am a chairman
You’ve heard of Donald Trump right, I’m something like that girlfriend, I am a chairman…chairman
Chairman

For the benefits of all those that wanna say things
Have you eaten today? Then why are you hating
Choc boy nation (nigga)
twenty thirteen the year of the chairman
Lets go

Everywhere I go
Everybody knows
Everywhere I am
They wanna shake my hands
Cause they’ve never seen person like me
Never seen person like me
Everywhere I go
Everybody knows
They ain’t never seen a guy like me
They ain’t never seen a guy like me
Everywhere I am
They wanna shake my hand
Cause they’ve never seen person like me
Never seen person like me

lyrics of big ti,e rush

Make it count, play it straight,
Don't look back, don't hesitate
When you go big time
What you want, what you feel
Never quitin' make it real
When you roll big time

(Oh, oh)
Hey, hey listen to your heart now
Hey, hey don't you feel the rush
Hey, hey better take a shot now
Oh oh, oh oh
Oh oh, oh oh

Go and shake it up what you gotta lose,
Go and make your luck with the life you choose,
If you want it all, lay it on the line
It's the only life you got, so you gotta live it big time

Oh oh oh oh [x2]

Step it up, get in gear
Go for broke, make it clear
Gotta go big time
(Hey, hey)
Make it work, get it right
Change the rules overnight, gotta dream big time

(Oh, oh)
Hey, hey give it all you got now
Hey, hey isn't it a rush
Hey, hey finish what you start now
Oh oh, oh oh
Oh oh, oh oh

Go and shake it up what you gotta lose,
Go and make your luck with the life you choose
(life you choose)
If you want it all, lay it on the line
It's the only life you got, so you gotta live it big time

Look around
Every life is shining now, it's brighter somehow
Look around
Nothing's really as it seems, nothing but dreams
You and I
Gonna make a brand new sound,
Like we own this town
We can fly, now I made it off the ground
And never look down

Welcome to the big time
All the pretty people see me walking in the sunshine
Welcome to the good times
Life will never be the same

Go and shake it up what you gotta lose,
Go and make your luck with the life you choose
(Oh oh)
If you want it all, lay it on the line
It's the only life you got, so you gotta live it big time

Oh oh oh oh [x2]

If you want it all, lay it on the line
It's the only life you got, so you gotta live it big time

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